Monday, March 13, 2006

MFWho'sane?

A dedication to Hidden Arsonist from the narcissist pinstripe of MF who embraces loserdom in all its splendour and pomposity.


Mangled Foetus is as her mom calls her a paradevathai, in mortal terms a weirdo. The things that happen to her are things that happen to everybody but with a slight twist. A lil background into the mangledness of Mangled Foetus…she’s a royal liar, lies only to get things her way, lies for survival. But all these are harmless lies and restricted to the 2 loves of her life who can’t comprehend her mangledness in its sweet entirety. MF aint a doofus, drinks sensibly, abhors tobacco, can’t party even if she tried. Not that she can’t/doesn’t have a good time but she’s the arcanus types ;-) meaning sits in a corner, drinks up and observes. Very arcane indeed! Pretty boring…? No. You aint been inside her head! Anyway, getting back to the goodness of this confounded soul…she isn’t gullible, skeptical bordering on practical.

MF knows how to get out of skirmishes but when there aint enough she creates some to whet her dodginess. And every time she believes that she must leave the unbeaten path and tries to, she is picked up by the scruff and tossed back onto it, and left to continue in her wrangled ways (aint no second chance in reality). For instance, the one time she needn’t necessarily have been honest to the 2 loves at home about the turtle walk, she decided to tell the truth. And instead, she was washed away and smacked back on to her prior belief of ‘what you don’t know can’t hurt’, by the tsunami fears.

Everybody loses their first phone due to slips of z mind blamed on fate or filched by kleptos again blamed on fate. Mangled foetus too lost her first phone. It was filched. Flicked by kleptos. Pretty much the same plot. But, this was an eunuch invasion. She blames it on fate.

This ‘bunch of neurons’ is also a physically intelligent species likened to those of Schumacher. She doesn’t know how she gets from one place to another half the time. Dodging bumps, pits, wobbly cyclists, psycho letches, she studies break lights from a distance, weaves in hairline curves and all impressive riding on her kinetic whose alter ego, a motor boat, beats her dad’s late lambretta hollow. This fascinating creature also has patriotically tuned epidermis which breaks out into goosebumps on cue to Vande Maataram and Acham Illai taking her complacent inner being by surprise at the ferocity of the bristles.

And thus rolls on the life of Mangled Foetus…

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

6 comments:

arcane said...

Hidden arsonist!! get here I say...i vaaant ya :-p

jimlando said...

arcane baby, I think you should stop holding back and REALLY let yourself go!

nice ending touch with those lyrics by bobby the zimmerman who named himself after Dylan Thomas.

my favorite quote by bob: "If you're not busy being born, you're busy dyin'"

arcane said...

Hmmm...i'm not holdin back, jimlando. jus dat dis is de only way i know rite now to be n i love it (not without de few cribs of course). jus bidin ma time.

yep, Bob Dylan's always been relevant personally n in de big picture. Love de original for embracing darkness.

arcane said...

Oh forgot to add, jimlando... don't baby me

Ranjitha said...

yes hidden arsonist finally replies...
u rock...
that is all i can say as of now cos i haven't re-read the post and don't remember what it's abt...
yes i am disoriented again...
but have commented...
tho don't know the point...
never mind

arcane said...

lol! 'watever' is good enuf sumtimes, hidden arsonist
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